For the first time ever, one of the sexiest men alive brought a date to the 2008 Academy Awards. Her name is Sarah Larson and I personally think she’s hot. She looked perfect at George’s side, and I’m sure I’m not the only one drooling with envy right now. I’d like to be bitchy and catty and petty about Sarah snagging the god Clooney, but I just can’t. She’s just so damn beautiful even with that lackluster, clingy Valentino gown she wore, although it did give justice to her great figure.

I wasn’t even disdainful about her total lack of bling that night. I mean, with George by her side and in her life and - OMG! - in her bed, who would want diamonds? Uh… I think maybe I would. But Clooney would be my priority, dazzle be damned. Wink, wink.

Anyhoo, I never thought they’d go as far as the Oscar red carpet, but after that night, anything could be possible, including wedding bells. I mean George is HOT, but he’s middle-aged. So I won’t sour grape that much when Sarah will finally take him off the market. I’d better forget about my obsessions with jewels for the time being and head off to Vegas to do a stint as a waitress. Maybe the fates have the same destiny in store for me.

But until such time comes, I can’t be bitter about Sarah claiming George for herself. I’ll just settle for second best, which is a pair of similar drop earrings, but ten times more fabulous than what she wore at the Oscars.

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